i am so 2013 all of a sudden

September 27, 2013 at 12:06 am
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me now2i realized all of a sudden, and i am about to go to sleep so this is a pre-sleep all of a sudden which for an old buzzard like myself is really something, that i am a totally different person than i was when i was 10.

i bet if i was honest with myself i could actually create the venn diagram of myself and see what still intersects. and if i made that diagram i would probably have to tear it to shreds after throwing up on it.

i havent written in years. i havent thrown up in despair in years. i do find time to eat hummus. i am relishing the thought of staying overnight in a korean disneyland of water and massage.

i am a different person that still wants to read your bullshit and still wants to write some bullshit and i might take a shit on your bullshit if you let me.

i am a fan of edamame. that didnt change. so happy for those fucking beans.

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  1. The Baron

    on September 30, 2013 at 2:02 pm

    Despair is nature’s favorite throw-up.