too much new. breathe samir. there is all kinds of awesome shit going on.

December 24, 2011 at 6:12 pm
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serious overload. so much good happening. take a minute to do your thing. then stop for a second and think with me about how nice it is to NOT have to worry about your life being a huge fucked trainwreck of misery. (im asiding myself. if you are IN a trainwreck this is a completely inappropriate gushing)

the worst thing i have to deal with is emotionally heated arguments about politics or running a packer or packerless gas lift system in the hole (sold, packer, doubt you will convince me otherwise).

listen to this, listen to this OLDIE but GOODIE redone:

life is so impossibly awesome and scary weird. there is resonance in everything around me. a loud sound. a nice comment. a hug. a squirrel taking a shit on my car. a hurricane. a dead guy in an ambulance. war. rape. lotteries. bingo. grammar. goldfish. fucking hugo boss. fucking wal mart. fucking JUICERS. fucking MOUNTAINS. fucking GRAMMAR. fucking cats. CATS.

this is my happy holiday to you and to me. life is awesome. suck every bit of happiness and shit out of it, because there is not a single shred of evidence that good or bad that we get a lick of it more than what we have and have done. pray for the ones who you want to have more, and for all the rest that dont need it. and start reading reddit for cripes sake.



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  1. The Baron

    on December 24, 2011 at 11:33 pm

    Wait. Did you actually SEE the squirrel shitting on your car, or did he just tell you about it later?

  2. hottie

    on August 21, 2012 at 12:02 am