hi im mostly nice but i think this guy is a giant doodoo brain.

February 28, 2011 at 12:29 am
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Glenn Beck

topical: welfare is important. i will pay my ass out for the rest of my life and gladly pay more and more if i have to in order to support the needs of many people who did not have what i was given copiously for my entire upbringing and still now to support my growth as an active member of society aware of the social organism we call humanity. i applaud someone who attempts to guide the persons in my country to the resources they need and are entitled to. im not alone here and neither is frances:

“…the moral test of government is how that government treats those who are in the dawn of life, the children; those who are in the twilight of life, the elderly; those who are in the shadows of life; the sick, the needy and the handicapped. ” ~ Last Speech of Hubert H. Humphrey

“A nation’s greatness is measured by how it treats its weakest members.” ~ Mahatma Ghandi

im so sick of becktacular and all of his peeps being on television and having viewers. i could name at least 18 people i know that need to be on television instead of or at least concurrently to combat the eighteen streams of shit assface beck manages to project on a gloriously passive or blind audience.

lets dissect the above:

-i know 18 people! yes! oh and i knew them and loved them all BEFORE freshbook existed. go me!

-im sick of this guy: no not “time to go get a shot” sick, im sick emotionally of his constant diatribes backed by awesome pyramid schemes of made up or falsely imaged data that corroborate a horribly evil sense of morality, and appeal to the biggest portion of a warped and relatively unimaginative and lifeless brain

-hes on television! i dont watch tv, i ran across the article via npr. oh no! i like npr! will palin be gunning for me?

-the 18 people i immediately thought of are capable of using laser eye guns to reduce his stupid comments into chewed up hydrocarbon chains on their merry way to excess C02 and water. they are a lot smarter than glenn beck, smarter than me, and way WAY smarter than lasers. they dont come out from the shadows because they are: assholes in their own right, unwilling to get into it, nice, busy making a living outside of the illusory world of bs on television, probably drunk

-there are eighteen streams of shit coming out of his mouth. if you dont have the equipment to see this then you dont have a good enough tv with enough pixelutions. see http:\\www.amazon.com to fix that.

-assface beck is an animadversion. his real name is GLENN BECK. he is an ASSFACE if you listen REAL CLOSE.

-if one is passive, one is “not reacting visibly to something that might be expected to produce manifestations of an emotion or feeling.” if you are passive, you somehow do NOT have the urge to barf on his ears?


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  1. sal olivas

    on February 28, 2011 at 1:13 am

    Beck is the biggest db man has ever known