part of the appeal in the muffin joke for me is how long it took me to STOP trying to figure out what it was i missed in the punchline. and i get the same feeling with this one. the feeling that you are in a meeting and everyone knows you peed your pants but you. what? so someone tell me if im missing the forest for the seals.
A baby harp seal walks into a bar
Bartender: “What will it be?”
Harp seal: “Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks”Baby harp seals don’t walk into just any old bars.
They walk into clubs.
scott, the true purveyor of absurdity, pieced it together for me. two jokes. no connection. make sure to tip your waiter on the way out.
this is kay back in her gurgle gurgle burp fart days. we are in chicago in zahir and maries house before the remodeling was finished. ahhhh memreez.
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I GOT A JOKE…ANIMAL JOKE!
A Panda walks into a bar, sits down at a table and orders a beer and a double cheeseburger. After he is finished eating, he pulls out a gun and rips the place with gunfire. Patrons scatter and dive under chairs and tables as the bear runs out the door. After ensuring that no one is hurt, the bartender races out the door, and calls after the bear: “What the hell did you do that for?” The bear calls back, “I’m a Panda. Look it up in the dictionary.”
The bartender returns, pulls out his dictionary.
panda: \Pan”da\, n. (Zo["o]l.)
A small Asiatic mammal (Ailurus fulgens) having fine soft fur. It is related to the bears, and inhabits the mountains of Northern India. Eats shoots and leaves.
ha! awesome. i need to start tagging all jokes of this ilk so they can be easily recalled