The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending
fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up to him
carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the book out of the
cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heaveward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!”
“Not really,” said the cow. “Your name is written inside the cover.”
i am fully awash in a buttload of good music lately.
i am also back from a splendid spring break. back to a mindless routine with a crash landed engineering program that i am totally ready to graduate from so i can stop being so negative when it comes to education.
the weekend back in austin was pleasant until i got to hang out with my old old friend mike from high school. then it went to swikkity wik wik. imagine meeting someone eight years later who is all the same and more and you just resume conversations that were basically on hiatus. totally awesome. dallas would be ok to live in by me now. its the faces.
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That one deserves a good harumph of jocularity!
i think my favorite part is “the devout cowboy”
its almost good enough to stand alone.
This is actually the reverse of the muffin joke!