The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending
fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up to him
carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the book out of the
cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heaveward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!”
“Not really,” said the cow. “Your name is written inside the cover.”
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That one deserves a good harumph of jocularity!
i think my favorite part is “the devout cowboy”
its almost good enough to stand alone.
This is actually the reverse of the muffin joke!