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i saw this movie. no wait. let me be specific.
i ripped off hollywood on this movie.

why can i say that with pride?
because it was a fair trade.

hollywood fucked me over on 2 hours and i fucked hollywood over on either a movie ticket, rental, or purchase.

300 was a bunch of slathering brute morons yammering about which one of them was more amazing before they beat the living shit out of everything around them to defend their right to beat the living shit out of everything around them.

im going back to woody allen movies and muppet movies.
the fight in muppets from space was way better anyway.

04 Dec This entry was written by samir, posted on December 4, 2007 at 6:49 am, filed under 1. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

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get out a jug. the nature of the jug is definitely important if you are completely obsessive about details. put jug in freezer. get out a plastic or wooden spoon. note the materials. if you get a steel spoon out you are not committed to this recipe. get out your car keys. drive to costco. buy either the cranberry raspberry mix or the pomegranate stuff that will broke you. drive home. pour your juice into your cold jug. stop reading the internet for recipes about juice.

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this movie was funnier than that time that zahir and i started laughing when he was brushing his teeth and toothpaste foam started falling out of his mouth. its funnier than the time that yasmin called and tried to tell me about varm it but couldnt talk and eventually hung up because she was laughing too hard. its funnier than when someone breaks wind in your nearby proximity in a public bathroom. it is NOT funnier than the first time you hear someone tell you to jump outta that green jumpsuit and sho dem yo phat ase.

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The Baron

Posted December 4, 2007 at 11:05 pm | #

(a) 300 was awesome. Stupendous. Mind-bending.
(b) Heterosexuality and (a) are mutually exclusive

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samir

Posted December 6, 2007 at 10:09 am | #

how very greek of you. heh.

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