Monthly Archives: December 2007

nearly

nearly

the semester is almost over. the alternate method of stating the preceding is: omfg thx 4 suk1ng da <3 0ut of m3. i made a pert little mix to show my paganic seasonal spirit. it is the first of a few. download it here: http://mihd.net/3ipuxr

 

subsequent

subsequent

im over you, and im over me. that leaves all the other pronouns. not much hope for optimism though. lets assume im not a negative person,, hello ____!!!!

 

help!

help!

i have too many unsorted bookmarks. usually i quickly bookmark stuff and then go back later and stuff them into categories. i dont like online bookmarking and tagging stuff because it is can be slow as butt and im not always online when im mobile anyhow. foxmarks does what i need for syncing, but i find myself with as many bookmarks to file as i do stupid emails in my inbox. the reasonable and smart ass answer that i will get from sank will be stop bookmarking stupid shit on the internet. and my immediate answer to that would be what will i talk about at draft house then? my cousin arif took a picture of boot 1 and boot 2. thanks rif.

 

superbad

superbad

this movie was funnier than that time that zahir and i started laughing when he was brushing his teeth and toothpaste foam started falling out of his mouth. its funnier than the time that yasmin called and tried to tell me about varm it but couldnt talk and eventually hung up because she was laughing too hard. its funnier than when someone breaks wind in your nearby proximity in a public bathroom. it is NOT funnier than the first time you hear someone tell you to jump outta that green jumpsuit and sho dem yo phat ase.

 

300

300

i saw this movie. no wait. let me be specific. i ripped off hollywood on this movie. why can i say that with pride? because it was a fair trade. hollywood fucked me over on 2 hours and i fucked hollywood over on either a movie ticket, rental, or purchase. 300 was a bunch of slathering brute morons yammering about which one of them was more amazing before they beat the living shit out of everything around them to defend their right to beat the living shit out of everything around them. im going back to woody allen movies and muppet movies. the fight in muppets from space was way better anyway.

 

juice

juice

get out a jug. the nature of the jug is definitely important if you are completely obsessive about details. put jug in freezer. get out a plastic or wooden spoon. note the materials. if you get a steel spoon out you are not committed to this recipe. get out your car keys. drive to costco. buy either the cranberry raspberry mix or the pomegranate stuff that will broke you. drive home. pour your juice into your cold jug. stop reading the internet for recipes about juice.