foothills

oration is an important skill.

i think it is a tough cookie to crack.

you have to be both accomodating and forceful.

im not a good orator.

im good at:

clipping my fingernails at inoppurtune times, watching star trek,
reading milk cartons, installing programs, sweeping the porch,
chatting about pronouns, tricking my cat, changing old batteries,
typing nonsense.

these skills make me an excellent orator. IF:

i am speaking to a dorky group of 8 year old children during english class
in a dirty schoolhouse that has only DC powered lights and a poster of the letter
I
on the wall which is covered by the BeOS logo.