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hi.
im sorry i have been a dick and not answering the phone.
or my email.
or the bank over draft notices.
or the doctors orders to take two prednisone.
or the copper who tried to take me down last night.

hey want to know dead sexy?
rash ridden reddish rinkled bonks on ghoulishly waif twig arm legs
adorned with skin that is oh so chocolate just KISSED by sweet ivy oil.

see my life took over for the last ten days and i was a passerby.
want to meet me again? maybe.

maybe.

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this summer will start tomorrow. i will turn on the song mash down babylon which is by the slackers. i will paint the house. i will mop the house. i will try out citadelle. i will wipe the sweat from my brow. i might mow the lawn. the cat will be alarmed at my jubilance. so will the postman. and the ghana ambassador. can you blame him?

Newer: reaniblogger!

after a lackluster departure and without-much-fanfare rearrival the site is back up! wait everybody listen…. do you smell something? yes. you smell foothills. yes http://bootwala.net/samir is the new blog address. no longer rebootable locally no longer hosted in austin. i moved to bluehost. there will be more to come. like maybe a REAL non-blog frontend? YES. like maybe professional links because im movin on up? YES like a real writing portal so i can start contributing more garbage text to the interweb? BET YOUR ASS. a direct link to the pictures that i swear i will NEVER ask you to comment on? IT WAS DONE EONS AGO. WHY ARE YOU USING CAPS? DONT YOU HATE CAPS? TO DRIVE THE POINT HOME. the perspicacity will astound you! the erudite style will offend you! the cabalistic messages will confound your senses! and i might post a real message and let someone know where the hell ive been for 2 months! maybe. but seeing as this is more a site for me posting missives to myself, who cares? hey how bout those mavericks? great team, nice players, fantastic coach. but you know what they just couldnt shake? DALLAS SUCKS. out.

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rio

Posted May 29, 2006 at 11:15 am | #

this post reeks of sessile rungabunk. i can smell the rungabunk from here (brooklyn).

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homunculus

Posted June 1, 2006 at 11:01 pm | #

marie told me she told you and then you told some friends that you had poison on you when we were in the house.ton area. you should always listen to marie. she is always right. especially when it comes to poisons.

have you started your job yet? are you getting the hang of office air and humming flourescence and keyboard clickage ricochet and the tic toc drip? do you wear sandals?

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