hi. im sorry i have been a dick and not answering the phone. or my email. or the bank over draft notices. or the doctors orders to take two prednisone. or the copper who tried to take me down last night. hey want to know dead sexy? rash ridden reddish rinkled bonks on ghoulishly waif twig arm legs adorned with skin that is oh so chocolate just KISSED by sweet ivy oil. see my life took over for the last ten days and i was a passerby. want to meet me again? maybe. maybe. maybe.
this summer will start tomorrow. i will turn on the song mash down babylon which is by the slackers. i will paint the house. i will mop the house. i will try out citadelle. i will wipe the sweat from my brow. i might mow the lawn. the cat will be alarmed at my jubilance. so will the postman. and the ghana ambassador. can you blame him?
hi mom. today is mothers day and that means nothing. you win pretty much every day of the year to me and so today should just be you indulging other moms who are fractionally cool and need a special day to know they are special. let me enumerate to illustrate: i had back spasms while mowing the yard once and you dragged me 45 yards to the house. two letter words are now a priority when i play scrabble. the parrot talks in your voice. the parrot talks in your voice. the parrot oops. you never sleep. its amazing. you run on five hours of gas then work the day. well the rug is the nicest part of the room now. i never have holes in my pant pockets. i still cant sew either. i try to be a vegetarian pretty much all of the time. (im a failure so far but i move closer and closer every day) happy mothers day. (every day of the year).
if i didnt make it clear before, sorry i missed you at sxsw i only now realize you were the only band i might have liked as much as the gossip. perhaps ill make amends one day.
they happen to everythings. computers volcanoes the t-1000 people. sometimes in tandem.
Monthly Archives: May 2006