foothills

the grotesque!

im running for webmaster again. i got the zilch in the SPE election but im running for AADE now. if i win im OFFICER boot. id like to say that i have been a whiny little bitch for the last couple months lately about this sucks and that sucks and why cant people be this and politics this and that and on and on and fuckin on. although i can be thankful i dont use the word like as a comma, its still obnoxious. sorry everyone. ill only complain to my cat and the runny vomit on the bus from now on. i took whiny ass out back and threw him in the creek. hes floating in the dry gulch behind the house. weekend! it was a combo platter for me. i finally understand linear regression and its relevance. once you regress, you never go back. (if cynthia doesnt get that one…) did some shuffling of my room and some tacking up and im left with niceness. finally put my magnets up that my mom and sister got me months ago. finally went to molotov whose hangy lampshade will be extricated by me for i have eyes for it. went to eat at baby acapulcos for jennys birfday. happy birfday! though i stuck with rice and a ‘lada. which is pretty much my home eats so good for me. anyhow your best bet is to just order a chip and they will bring you a plate made for an elephant. their motto should be FAT. went to jackalope after a really long time. with mike and rocksAnn and greg and kym and jenny and donna and jesse and nate. alicia and hassan arrived upon our departure. it was crowded. as usual. nate was wearing potentially the loudest shirt ever sold. ever. all was followed up by fabric and diznancing. mike is right. fabric is fun. that was followed by a house party that was tapering down but still sharp. as sanka said so politely i suck at card tricks. but thankfully mike laughs at me so there is always hooting to cover up the suckage. still. knowing is half the battle and neither of my tricks are 52-card frat-up. sunday my cat left for a few hours. this is only news because she has been a donna reed cat until now staying indoors only. im breaking her into the outdoors. i think shes a psycho wildcat that will become powerful and terrifying to lesser creatures after going out a few times. but then doesnt that happen to everyone after going out a few times? this morning in my first class i sat down and was pulling my notes on carbonates out only to immediately have to respond to my sedimentary rocks profs inquiry “is there beer all over your table?” i was half asleep and merely nodded no because i have the nose of a sedimentary rock. but then i turned and looked and sho nuff there was enough dried blood of bacchus on the table to put the front row out. all in all id say its shaping up to be a good week.